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Same Day Dispatch
When ordered before 3PM BST
Express Delivery Available
30 Day 'No Quibbles' Guarantee
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Joke Shop Favourites
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Sophisticated glassware that wets your guests.
- Glass tumbler with four small holes near top.
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Just like on the BBC TV comedy 'Extras', these ladies strip to the buff when you tip up the pen.
- Retractable ball point pen.
- Colours and ladies vary.
- Blue Ink.
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"Did you shoot that arrow?"
- Plastic arrow on metal wire.
- Adult use.
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A great Wind Up.
- Life size.
- Clockwork.
- 7cm x 6cm x 3.5cm
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Leaks all over your victim.
- Clear plastic tumbler with holes.
- Use with water.
- 9cm tall.
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The all time classic Joke Shop Favourite
- Black plastic glasses frames with fake fur eyebrows and moustache plus a rubbery nose.
- Adult use only.
- Keep away from fire.
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The goofiest glasses ever.
- Plastic frames with eyeballs attached to springs.
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Gives off thick white smoke for about 20 seconds per pellet.
- 2 Smoke Pellets.
- White smoke.
- WARNING: Use in well ventilated area, avoid inhaling smoke, do not place in mouth, use only under adult supervision.
- Ages 16 and over.
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OUCH!
- Plastic nail with fabric bandage.
- Ages 3 and up
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Roll them around your hand and watch them wriggle and squiggle.
- 3 Plastic capsules containing a ball bearing.
- Ages 5 and up.
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You're on fire!!
- 1 x 12cc tube.
- Contains Waxes, Resins, Oil and Latex.
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Five sticks of face paint.
- Five sticks of washable face paint.
- Red, yellow, white, black and blue.
- Ages 5 and up.
- Non Toxic.
- Contains lanolin.
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Show someone you care.
- Potion consists of Glucose and Ginger.
- Add to hot drink.
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Make crockery move.
- Small inflatable pad
- Approx 90cm of tube and a squeezy bulb.
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What true joker could be without one?
- Hollow Rubber Chicken.
- 50cm in length.
- Wheezy Squeak.
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Last Chicken on the shelf.
- Retractable ball point pen.
- Colours and gents vary.
- Blue Ink.
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Postage & Packaging Policy
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In the UK
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
- Maximum of £2:95 per order.
- Standard delivery FREE for orders over £40:00
- Standard delivery usually within 1-3 working days.
- Express delivery available: £6.95 Mainland UK only. Order before 3pm for next working day service.
Delivery outside the United Kingdom
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
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card number.
- You'll see the padlock symbol throughout our checkout process.
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- Prices are shown in GBP (£) and include VAT.
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- We do not share/sell any of your personal information.
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