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Same Day Dispatch
When ordered before 3PM BST
Express Delivery Available
30 Day 'No Quibbles' Guarantee
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Poo
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Beautifully curled - but who dunnit?
- 9cm, 3 1/2 inches diameter of fake poo.
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A big realistic floater.
- 13cm or 5 1/2 inches long plastic poo.
- Will go soggy if left in water too long.
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Get your pooper scooper ready.
- 5cm or 2 inches diameter.
- Plastic poop.
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It's the oldest excuse in the book but now you can prove it! The dog really did eat your homework!
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This nicely tapered and artistically curled poo looks a few days old.
- Roughly 4 inches x 3 inches.
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It's just been done so it's still shiny.
- Freshly laid look.
- Medium dog size. Roughly 3.5inch across.
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This long poo is shiny so looks nice and fresh.
- Fake long poo with a sheen to give it that freshly laid look.
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Yet another high quality fake poo from your favourite joke shop.
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This squidgy sticky dog poo comes gift wrapped for that 'Special' person in your life.
- Gift Wrapped, 8cm or one Standard Poodle.
- Colours of wrapping AND poo may vary.
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Give your friend's car an Avian Arial Assault
- 6 removable bird doo splat stickers. All weather washable vinyl. Each sheet 15x10cm (6"x4").
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Have you been on safari lately? Thought so.
- 6 removable monkey poo splat stickers. All weather washable vinyl. Each sheet 15x10cm (6"x4").
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Postage & Packaging Policy
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In the UK
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
- Maximum of £2:95 per order.
- Standard delivery FREE for orders over £40:00
- Standard delivery usually within 1-3 working days.
- Express delivery available: £6.95 Mainland UK only. Order before 3pm for next working day service.
Delivery outside the United Kingdom
- Pay per item what it costs to send.
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card number.
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Payment
- Prices are shown in GBP (£) and include VAT.
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Privacy
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- We do not share/sell any of your personal information.
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