Funny Rude Postcards

See our popular selection of funny and rude postcards you can send on holiday, or as something different for a birthday or other occasion. We even have some fantastic gay postcards in the collection. Happy posting!

A turquoise postcard with a pink floral pattern in the bottom left corner

A day with arseholes Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 125)

I'm So Excited It's Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 104)

Let's Spend Loads of Money Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 70)

A simple orange postcard with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks

Take no shit Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 142)

And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 100)

Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 98)

A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being

Amazing human being Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 132)

Festive AF Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 99)

New Day Same Old Shit Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 112)

A white postcard with rounded black and rainbow coloured text that reads Here's to another day of being fucking fabulous

Fucking fabulous Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 131)

A black postcard with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top. Below smart white text reads Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are just cunts. William Shakespeare

Shakespeare quote Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 130)

Keep Calm And Eat A Mince Pie

£1.15 GBP (DPO 68)

You Would Not Believe Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 35)

A simple salmon pink postcard with bold rounded deep pink text that reads Seize the day and underneath in smaller white text Tomorrow

Seize the day Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 141)

A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus

It's that Christmas again Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 119)

A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is

Elf Name Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 117)

A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched

Sick of this shit Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 121)

Fuck Off Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 110)

Miss You Like Fuck Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 106)

You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 103)

Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 08)

I Need A Poo Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 79)

Generic Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 77)

Get Your Shit Together Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 51)

I Love Cock Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 26)

A retro postcard with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background

Happy whatever Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 134)

I Am Going To Shit On You Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 02)

Begins Housework. Thinks About Cock Instead Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 21)

A simple white postcard with a rounded lowercase bold black font in the middle that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them

Only give fucks Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 140)

A pink postcard with the words Live Laugh Lick My Balls in simple yellow and white capital letters

Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 126)

Think Happy Things Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 88)

Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 86)

Meanwhile In Japan Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 76)

Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 56)

£1.15 GBP (DPO 53)

You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 45)

Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 31)

Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 27)

A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background

Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 120)

Inspirational Quote Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 116)

Total Slag Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 115)

Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 87)

Complete Tosser Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 81)

Holiday Photo Vintage Effect Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 75)

Complete Wanker On Board Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 64)

Who Farted Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 54)

Fancy A Curry? Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 44)

Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 34)

Dick Prick Pecker... Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 33)

Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 32)

OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 22)

Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 15)

A deep red postcard with angled bold black text in white boxes that reads Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati

Tofu eating wokerati Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 135)

A rude bright yellow postcard with alternating deep pink and blue rounded text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you

Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 129)

A pink rude postcard with the words nosey cunt in tiny capital letters in the middle

Nosey Cunt Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 123)

Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 114)

Satisfying Shit Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 113)

Favourite Swear word Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 111)

Live Laugh Love And Fuck Off Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 102)

Now Is A Good Time To Freak Out Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 50)

An LGBTQ+ postcard of the pride flag

Pride Flag Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 127)

Can't Even Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 96)

£1.15 GBP (DPO 92)

Yasss Queen Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 90)

Hello You Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 84)

Silly Budgies Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 83)

This Is A Note Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 82)

£1.15 GBP (DPO 80)

I'll Have A Mocha Choca Latte Soya Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 74)

A funny postcard featuring a black menu board with the title in yellow pin on letters reading Today's menu

Hello! Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 55)

Hello! Sexy Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 40)

I Love London Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 24)

Tries To Act Butch Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 20)

Oi! This Postcard Is For You Funny

£1.15 GBP (DPO 16)

A bold rainbow patterned postcard with big white rounded lettering in the middle that reads Sounds Gay I'm in

Sounds gay I'm in Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 136)

A postcard with a multicoloured rainbow pattern exploding from the centre

Good Vibes Only Inspirational Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 122)

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 108)

A funny postcard featuring a vintage catalogue page titled Pouffe Parade and featuring a picture of a smiling woman posing with footstalls and a selection of different types

Pouffe Parade Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 05)

What Button Do I Press To Get Porn? Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 04)

I'm Fucking Fabulous. End Of Postcard

Queen Of Shade Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 97)

We Are Splitting The Bill Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 95)

This Postcard is Pretty Damn Gay

£1.15 GBP (DPO 93)

Clowns Scare Me Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 91)

Are You A Knob Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 89)

Post Me Somewhere Nice Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 85)

Have a Totes Amazeballs Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 67)

Have A Totes Amezeballs Day Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 65)

Gay Is The New Black Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 62)

Hello You Big Knob Head Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 63)

Shut Up And Deal With It Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 61)

When Life Hands You Lemons Postcard

That's Right I'm Pissed Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 52)

Bitch Please Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 49)

This Is Your Minimalist Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 48)

Does My Bum Look Big In This Postcard

You're Weird Postcard

Fancy A Kebab? Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 43)

Greetings From... Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 42)

Fuck You Very Much Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 39)

My Frequent Flyer Status Is Better Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 38)

All I Need Is Coffee And Free Wifi Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 37)

Wish You Were Here Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 36)

I'm So Rich I Shit Diamonds Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 30)

My Life Is One Big #Epic #Fail Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 28)

Big Gay Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 23)

Fuck You All Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 19)

I've Just Seen Your Facebook Status Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 18)

Postcards Are So Retro Funny

£1.15 GBP (DPO 17)

A black postcard with bold text in the middle in shades of blue, pink, yellow and white that read Queer and proud

Queer and proud Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 143)

Keep Calm And Send A Postcard

A dark pink and cyan postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are She Her

She her pronouns Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 139)

A pink and purple postcard with slanted text reading My pronouns are He Him

He him pronouns Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 138)

A pale pink and blue postcard with slanted text reading the my pronouns are They Them

They them pronouns Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 137)

A black postcard dotted with multicoloured pastel spots. Bold white angled text in the middle reads Shove this postcard up your arse

Shove this up your arse Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 133)

Fuck Email Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 13)

Progress Pride LGBTQ+ Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 128)

A rainbow postcard with the words Proud as Fuck repeated in the colours of the progress pride flag

Proud as Fuck LGBTQ+ Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 124)

A black Christmas postcard with the words We wish you a merry fuckmas

Wish you a Merry Fuckmas Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 118)

Goonies names Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 109)

£1.15 GBP (DPO 107)

Alexa, Send Wine Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 105)

Shit Just Got Real Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 101)

Let's Drink Jagerbombs Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 10)

It Must Be True, I Read It On Facebook Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 09)

Bitch I'm Fabulous Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 07)

You Big Man Whore Postcard

£1.15 GBP (DPO 06)

A different type of postcard!

At Dean Morris Cards, we like to be original and now you can choose from our fabulous range of funny and rude holiday postcards. Whether you’re looking to send something amusing home from holiday, or send a birthday postcard, we can help, with a selection of designs taken from our most popular birthday cards.

Holiday Postcards

It’s rather a tradition to send family and friends a postcard from holiday and rude and saucy postcards are a mainstay of UK seaside holiday tradition. Who hasn’t had a chuckle at the racks of holiday postcards available in the beach parade? Maximise your beach time this year and save yourself the scramble of finding postcards while you’re on your trip by taking them with you! Our cards can compete with the best when you want something a little rude - although some people find a few of them offensive so be careful who you send them to! Now you can relax, and get writing those funny cards from the shelter of your windbreak, or sat on the beach towel relaxing in the sun.

Birthday postcards – something a little different

We have a wide selection of birthday cards for all tastes, and we’ve taken a handful of popular ones and made them into postcards, too. So, if you want to stand out from the crowd, or maybe you’re overseas or away on holiday when it’s their birthday; so send your friend or loved one a postcard this year instead!

Gay postcards

Yes! Of course, we have some gay postcards just waiting to be sent.

Something novel at Christmas?

Want to send a Christmas postcard? Well, although we mostly cater for holidays in this section, some can still be sent at Xmas, if you see something that grabs you.

Happy hunting and we hope you love our postcards as much as we did designing them!